anyone else pregnant?

..no? just me..? <3

sreegs:

distinguishedbaloney:

adz:

adz:

jenny holzer: the rollercoaster experience

zenonym:

transmortifried:

transmortifried:

ayyyyy guess who got her navel pierced today

yeah okay it’s a pattern

and now they killed my blog! you fuckers!

brightlotusmoon:

michaelpyromaniacal:

torn-by-dreams:

thewintergrump:

rosengeist:

faerill:

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

Maybe the human is the one who shapeshifts, you don’t know

Sir, this is the monsterfucker website sir.

havingrevelations:

imagine being sappho of lesbos writing some poetry abt ur gf and then 2000 years later ‘there are two common adjectives for love between women and you won’t believe who they’re named after!’ ‘by the delights of athena, you can’t mean that one of them is named after me?’ ‘no both of them are’

cheddar-baby:

hoopearring:

dont make me tap the sign